Flushy flushy flushy. The poo, it's gone mushy. But I doubt that it's going to go. Posted: 09/10/2009 05:54 AM
Ploppy ploppy ploppy. The water, it's quite choppy. I think it might overflow. Posted: 09/10/2009 05:54 AM
Brick Fists Bob, he does like to gob, on every granny walking by. Some get it in the hair, Bob doesn't care, unlucky ones get it in the eye. Posted: 08/27/2009 06:13 AM
My head! My head! It exploded today! Brain stains on the walls, that won't go away. Eyeballs on the ceiling, less than appealing. Posted: 08/19/2009 04:21 AM
Socking and stinking and gassing woe. Crawling and slimesome stinking brown toe. A place where on a walk even Edgar Allan Poe wouldn't go. Posted: 08/01/2009 09:11 AM
I seem to be getting fatter and fatter, just look at my big belly.
Too many tasty poodles in batter, think I'm turning to smelly jelly. Posted: 07/16/2009 05:26 AM
I think I just stood in something quite nasty. I think may have been a sloppy Cornwall type pasty. Posted: 07/13/2009 09:53 AM
The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it lingered in the hall. The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it refused to go at all. Posted: 07/09/2009 03:10 AM
There's a lump in my throat, could be the goat that I had for tea. It could be the postman, or maybe his postal van, or maybe his dodgy knee Posted: 07/08/2009 05:20 PM
Rain is such a reasuring sound. It comes from up it splashes from down. It comes from all around. Posted: 07/07/2009 06:20 PM
